
Of course, I probably won't be able to pay him, but that'll be another story.

You just need a tv deal. "Keeping up with the GW lawn"
Weenie has to buy a TV first. keep telling him that the Motel Owners here in Wildwood Replace their old TVs and they are in good condition. They just put them out on the curb. First come first serve.
The last time, they had them out on the curb, across from your old place.
Good Tvs not even black and white
Heck even Doc's family got with the times when he was a kid, going from the black and white to the full color cave drawings.
What are these cave drawings you speak of?