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575F5C4B5D5D513E0 wrote: An old pirate fan died.  He left thorough directions for his funeral.  He asked that the Pirates' front office be his pall bearers so they could let him down one last timer. 
This joke will be used at my funeral!

3A32312630303C530 wrote: An old pirate fan died.  He left thorough directions for his funeral.  He asked that the Pirates' front office be his pall bearers so they could let him down one last timer. 


Thanks for the joke. Like SyrBucco I am going to use that one at my funeral too.

2D25263127272B440 wrote: An old pirate fan died.  He left thorough directions for his funeral.  He asked that the Pirates' front office be his pall bearers so they could let him down one last timer. 


Well done! That one is really good!

This one is from an old David Letterman Top 10 list



Signs You're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team



10. You recognize batter as the kid who just sold you a hot dog.

9. Every time a player slides into second, he busts his hip.

8. They keep shouting "do over!"

7. When umpire yells, "strike three," batter looks at him as if the dude's speakin' French.

6. Try as they might, they just can't scratch themselves like professionals.

5. First base: Siskel. Second base: Ebert.

4. The game stops when some lady in a house near the stadium shouts "dinner time!"

3. Players constantly adjusting each other's cups.

2. You overhear the coach yelling, "run Forrest, run!"

1. They play like the Pirates

53767575604B767E7C6B190 wrote: What do the Pittsburgh Pirates and possums have in common?



Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!




Post of the year so far!!


Got my vote! :0))))))

242C2F382E2E224D0 wrote: An old pirate fan died.  He left thorough directions for his funeral.  He asked that the Pirates' front office be his pall bearers so they could let him down one last timer. 


Now that's funny.

A joke? How about the Pittsburgh Pirates Major League Team!!