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by Surgnbuck » Sat Jun 24, 2023 5:51 pm
By surgnbuck (nom de plume)
Sung to the tune "Beat It" by Michael Jackson
They told him "Gonna need you today"
"To pitch against the Fish, and turn them into bait"
It's at Miami this eve, he's got something up his sleeve
It's Bido, Osvaldo Bido
Surrender no runs, put those tuna in a can
Don't walk or hit batters, just strike out each man
They think they are tough, but never faced the nasty stuff
From Vido, Osvaldo Bido
It's Bido (Bido) Bido (Bido)
The Marlins are going to be defeated
Show them how filthy and tight you can pitch
You're gonna make those Bubble Guppies your bitch
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
They plan to hit you, and drive up your pitch count
They're gonna be confused when all the zeroes mount
We need you to go six, seven's better if you can
Yes Bido, Yes Bido
You're mowing down their lineup, and they really look scared
You're sending each guy packing 'cause you're so prepared
They'll hate you, then respect you
As they whisper your name
Osvaldo Bido, that dude is SO BAD!
It's Bido (Bido) Bido (Bido)
The Minnows are gonna be defeated
Show them how filthy and tight you can pitch
You're gonna make Little Nemo your bitch
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)