Bido
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2023 9:19 pm
Bido
By surgnbuck (nom de plume)
Sung to the tune "Beat It" by Michael Jackson
They told him "Gonna need you up here"
"To pitch against the Cubs, make their bats disappear"
It's at Wrigley tonight, and he's showing no fear
It's Bido, Osvaldo Bido
Surrender no runs, do the best that you can
Don't walk or hit batters, just strike out each man
They think they are tough, but never faced the nasty stuff
From Vido, Osvaldo Bido
It's Bido (Bido) Bido (Bido)
The Cubs are going to be defeated
Show them how filthy and tight you can pitch
You're gonna make the Chi Cubs your bitch
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
They plan to hit you, and drive up your pitch count
They're gonna be confused when all the zeroes mount
We need you to go six, seven's better if you can
Yes Bido, Yes Bido
You're mowing down their lineup, and they really look scared
You're sending each guy packing 'cause you're so prepared
They'll hate you, then respect you
As they whisper your name
Osvaldo Bido, that dude is SO BAD!
It's Bido (Bido) Bido (Bido)
The Cubs are going to be defeated
Show them how filthy and tight you can pitch
You're gonna make the Chi Cubs your bitch
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes, this is my original writing. Anyone from the old MLB Pirates board may recall my "Ode to Gorky's" which I didn't save not realizing the board was going to be nuked.
Thank you, thank you very much
By surgnbuck (nom de plume)
Sung to the tune "Beat It" by Michael Jackson
They told him "Gonna need you up here"
"To pitch against the Cubs, make their bats disappear"
It's at Wrigley tonight, and he's showing no fear
It's Bido, Osvaldo Bido
Surrender no runs, do the best that you can
Don't walk or hit batters, just strike out each man
They think they are tough, but never faced the nasty stuff
From Vido, Osvaldo Bido
It's Bido (Bido) Bido (Bido)
The Cubs are going to be defeated
Show them how filthy and tight you can pitch
You're gonna make the Chi Cubs your bitch
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
They plan to hit you, and drive up your pitch count
They're gonna be confused when all the zeroes mount
We need you to go six, seven's better if you can
Yes Bido, Yes Bido
You're mowing down their lineup, and they really look scared
You're sending each guy packing 'cause you're so prepared
They'll hate you, then respect you
As they whisper your name
Osvaldo Bido, that dude is SO BAD!
It's Bido (Bido) Bido (Bido)
The Cubs are going to be defeated
Show them how filthy and tight you can pitch
You're gonna make the Chi Cubs your bitch
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes Bido (Bido)
Yes, this is my original writing. Anyone from the old MLB Pirates board may recall my "Ode to Gorky's" which I didn't save not realizing the board was going to be nuked.
Thank you, thank you very much
