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So shedman wants a free lunch . . .

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 5:59 pm
by DemDog
Okay shedman, you want a free lunch, what makes you think you deserve such a benefit? I've been around OBN since the very beginning and nobody has offered me a free lunch. Can anyone explain his desire for free food? If you are that hungry I will direct you to Pirates Charities to feed you out of the goodness of BOB's hard heart.

So shedman wants a free lunch . . .

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:16 pm
by 2drfischer@gmail.c
5D7C745D767E190 wrote: Okay shedman, you want a free lunch, what makes you think you deserve such a benefit?  I've been around OBN since the very beginning and nobody has offered me a free lunch.  Can anyone explain his desire for free food?  If you are that hungry I will direct you to Pirates Charities to feed you out of the goodness of BOB's hard heart.


Shed has a long standing policy whereby he's to avoid spending his own money at all times. He's not beneath begging at every opportunity, even from nuns. You'll get used to it, and ignore it like the rest of us.

So shedman wants a free lunch . . .

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:27 pm
by shedman
19383019323A5D0 wrote: Okay shedman, you want a free lunch, what makes you think you deserve such a benefit?  I've been around OBN since the very beginning and nobody has offered me a free lunch.  Can anyone explain his desire for free food?  If you are that hungry I will direct you to Pirates Charities to feed you out of the goodness of BOB's hard heart.
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Well, I am retired and on a fixed income and I don't receive an Administrator's salary.

So shedman wants a free lunch . . .

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 9:52 pm
by DemDog
2F343938313D325C0 wrote: Okay shedman, you want a free lunch, what makes you think you deserve such a benefit?  I've been around OBN since the very beginning and nobody has offered me a free lunch.  Can anyone explain his desire for free food?  If you are that hungry I will direct you to Pirates Charities to feed you out of the goodness of BOB's hard heart.
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Well, I am retired and on a fixed income and I don't receive an Administrator's salary.




Me too but would a BOB like lunch of a thrice cooked hotdog on a mold stale bun with rancid mustard suffice for your free lunch. That's all that I can afford. ;D ;D ;D ;D

So shedman wants a free lunch . . .

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:06 pm
by 2drfischer@gmail.c
59787059727A1D0 wrote: Okay shedman, you want a free lunch, what makes you think you deserve such a benefit?  I've been around OBN since the very beginning and nobody has offered me a free lunch.  Can anyone explain his desire for free food?  If you are that hungry I will direct you to Pirates Charities to feed you out of the goodness of BOB's hard heart.
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Well, I am retired and on a fixed income and I don't receive an Administrator's salary.




Me too but would a BOB like lunch of a thrice cooked hotdog on a mold stale bun with rancid mustard suffice for your free lunch.  That's all that I can afford.   ;D ;D ;D ;D




He'll take anything as long as he doesn't have to open his wallet and spend the $10 he received as a high school graduation gift.

So shedman wants a free lunch . . .

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 12:43 am
by shedman
73525A735850370 wrote: Okay shedman, you want a free lunch, what makes you think you deserve such a benefit?  I've been around OBN since the very beginning and nobody has offered me a free lunch.  Can anyone explain his desire for free food?  If you are that hungry I will direct you to Pirates Charities to feed you out of the goodness of BOB's hard heart.
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Well, I am retired and on a fixed income and I don't receive an Administrator's salary.




Me too but would a BOB like lunch of a thrice cooked hotdog on a mold stale bun with rancid mustard suffice for your free lunch.  That's all that I can afford.   ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Well, I guess I could eat the hot dog and throw the bun away.

So shedman wants a free lunch . . .

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:11 am
by DemDog
4C575A5B525E513F0 wrote: Okay shedman, you want a free lunch, what makes you think you deserve such a benefit?  I've been around OBN since the very beginning and nobody has offered me a free lunch.  Can anyone explain his desire for free food?  If you are that hungry I will direct you to Pirates Charities to feed you out of the goodness of BOB's hard heart.
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Well, I am retired and on a fixed income and I don't receive an Administrator's salary.




Me too but would a BOB-like lunch of a thrice cooked hotdog on a mold stale bun with rancid mustard suffice for your free lunch.  That's all that I can afford.   ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Well, I guess I could eat the hot dog and throw the bun away.


;D ;D I have a vegetarian friend who I used to ride bicycles with and one day we stopped mid-ride for a quick refreshment. The place had hotdogs and sauerkraut so I got one. They had nothing for my friend though. Not to be discouraged he allowed me to buy him a hot dog with kraut and I then took the hot dog off the sandwich and put it on mine. He had a kraut sandwich and I had a double decker kraut dog. ;D ;D

So shedman wants a free lunch . . .

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 1:53 pm
by WildwoodDave2
52737B527971160 wrote: Okay shedman, you want a free lunch, what makes you think you deserve such a benefit?  I've been around OBN since the very beginning and nobody has offered me a free lunch.  Can anyone explain his desire for free food?  If you are that hungry I will direct you to Pirates Charities to feed you out of the goodness of BOB's hard heart.
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Well, I am retired and on a fixed income and I don't receive an Administrator's salary.




Me too but would a BOB like lunch of a thrice cooked hotdog on a mold stale bun with rancid mustard suffice for your free lunch.  That's all that I can afford.   ;D ;D ;D ;D




I am not sure if Shedman is a catholic, but if he is, he still has his First Communion money

So shedman wants a free lunch . . .

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:24 pm
by DemDog
0836333B2830303B1B3E293A6D5F0 wrote: Okay shedman, you want a free lunch, what makes you think you deserve such a benefit?  I've been around OBN since the very beginning and nobody has offered me a free lunch.  Can anyone explain his desire for free food?  If you are that hungry I will direct you to Pirates Charities to feed you out of the goodness of BOB's hard heart.
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Well, I am retired and on a fixed income and I don't receive an Administrator's salary.




Me too but would a BOB like lunch of a thrice cooked hotdog on a mold stale bun with rancid mustard suffice for your free lunch.  That's all that I can afford.   ;D ;D ;D ;D




I am not sure if Shedman is a catholic, but if he is, he still has his First Communion money


I bet Shedman still has the money the tooth fairy left under his pillow for each of his baby teeth he lost! :D

So shedman wants a free lunch . . .

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 5:03 pm
by Javy
62434B624941260 wrote: Okay shedman, you want a free lunch, what makes you think you deserve such a benefit?  I've been around OBN since the very beginning and nobody has offered me a free lunch.  Can anyone explain his desire for free food?  If you are that hungry I will direct you to Pirates Charities to feed you out of the goodness of BOB's hard heart.
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Well, I am retired and on a fixed income and I don't receive an Administrator's salary.




Me too but would a BOB like lunch of a thrice cooked hotdog on a mold stale bun with rancid mustard suffice for your free lunch.  That's all that I can afford.   ;D ;D ;D ;D




I am not sure if Shedman is a catholic, but if he is, he still has his First Communion money


I bet Shedman still has the money the tooth fairy left under his pillow for each of his baby teeth he lost!   :D


Also Possum, keep the receipt for the lunch - he'll want that as well for a write-off as a 'business expense'