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Benz just doesn't get it but then who does qualify understanding the genius of Ben Cherington? We are just simple mortals. Benz needs to learn two things regarding BC: Complete and total respect; And abject reverence.



When speaking BC's name out loud one must also do it in hushed tones.

517770656C60776169020 wrote: Benz just doesn't get it but then who does qualify understanding the genius of Ben Cherington? We are just simple mortals. Benz needs to learn two things regarding BC: Complete and total respect; And abject reverence.



When speaking BC's name out loud one must also do it in hushed tones.




While Bell's stock was down, this is BC genius? Care to explain.

4757566177777B140 wrote: Benz just doesn't get it but then who does qualify understanding the genius of Ben Cherington? We are just simple mortals. Benz needs to learn two things regarding BC: Complete and total respect; And abject reverence.



When speaking BC's name out loud one must also do it in hushed tones.




While Bell's stock was down, this is BC genius?  Care to explain.
Who can dare question BC's genius? The guy put the "b" in subtle....when he walks into a bar he holds up two fingers and says, "five beers". There's nothing he can't fix.



For instance, my girlfriend spent two hours with him in his office, and he cured her of this disease she has where she says she bleeds every month for about a week.



BC is the man. We should neither question or doubt him.

Put the "b" in "we're going to play like shxt again this year," too.

Could have traded Moran for the same return and hope Bell turns it around or has another hot first half, and get much more in return for him. How much salary does this team need to cut anyways?

4760696960737060477066050 wrote: Could have traded Moran for the same return and hope Bell turns it around or has another hot first half, and get much more in return for him. How much salary does this team need to cut anyway?


As much as it can to get the payroll down to zero. When that happens BOB can charge independent league guys to come and play in MLB! What says ye Weenie?

16373F163D35520 wrote: Could have traded Moran for the same return and hope Bell turns it around or has another hot first half, and get much more in return for him. How much salary does this team need to cut anyway?


As much as it can to get the payroll down to zero.  When that happens BOB can charge independent league guys to come and play in MLB!  What says ye Weenie?




Weenie is at Walmart looking to buy some clean shirts. He will

answer when he hears from his ghost writer ;D

7A5D54545D4E4D5D7A4D5B380 wrote: Could have traded Moran for the same return and hope Bell turns it around or has another hot first half, and get much more in return for him. How much salary does this team need to cut anyways?


Tis folly to question the genius of BC. If what you proposed was true, it would have happened, and they would have gotten a racing president to be named later.



BC, never question him. He puts the ape in apricot, he got Gilligan off the island. 2022 division champs, and WS champs by 2024 if not sooner. I'd stake Shed and Greenie's life on it.

447A7F77647C7C775772657621130 wrote: Could have traded Moran for the same return and hope Bell turns it around or has another hot first half, and get much more in return for him. How much salary does this team need to cut anyway?


As much as it can to get the payroll down to zero.  When that happens BOB can charge independent league guys to come and play in MLB!  What says ye Weenie?




Weenie is at Walmart looking to buy some clean shirts. He will

answer when he hears from his ghost writer ;D


Cherington's going to dump everyone and everything in sight. Word on the street says that he's dumping the statues next. Will probably get some Suspect 2024 statues.