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The Arm Barn

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:56 pm
by ChillinStation
The world is crazy . It just sickens me to read any news nowadays. :-/



https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/peta ... -arm-barn/

The Arm Barn

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:59 pm
by WildwoodDave2
765D5C59595C5B664154415C5A5B350 wrote: The world is crazy . It just sickens me to read any news nowadays.  :-/



https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/peta ... -arm-barn/
I read it and wished I hadn't

The Arm Barn

Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2021 1:01 am
by BenM
PETA is not a serious institution. They are attention wh&#%s trolling people and are not worth anyone's time.



And that's from someone who is sympathetic to some of the issues they used to work on.

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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2021 2:47 am
by iwatch
On another front, PETA has asked the PGA to change the phrase “birdie” to “really good scoring shot”, sensing that birdie is a word that minimizes the suffering of chickadees everywhere.

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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2021 2:56 am
by DemDog
455B4D584F442C0 wrote: On another front, PETA has asked the PGA to change the phrase “birdie” to “really good scoring shot”, sensing that birdie is a word that minimizes the suffering of chickadees everywhere. 


Speaking of golf. Birdie is one under par on a hole, Eagle is two under par on a hole, Albatros is 3 under par on a hole. So PETA has to come up with some really politically correct names for golf.

The Arm Barn

Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2021 3:06 am
by iwatch
They suggested that “eagle” be corrected to “so vastly superior scoring shot that it’s almost beyond belief” while three under par is to be called “seriously?” 



Thus an announcer might be heard to say, “Daly mashed his tee shot, rolling it into the cup on the 398!yard par 4, the tournaments first “seriously”’this year.

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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2021 3:38 am
by UtahPirate
This is just the kind of stupidity that Mansfield will take seriously ...

The Arm Barn

Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2021 10:20 am
by Bobster21
"Fly ball" might be disrespectful to that insect so will need to be changed to "aerodynamically infused baseball."



And the baseball slang "can of corn" might suggest falsely imprisoning that vegetable and will need to be changed to "routine catch of an aerodynamically infused baseball."



And don't even dare think of a ground ball being a "worm killer."

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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2021 1:32 pm
by GreenWeenie
This past season, they cracked down on that Spider Tack stuff. I guess "bullpen" is 2022's pet project. I AM allowed to write "pet," aren't I?

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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2021 1:44 pm
by Bobster21
033621212A1321212A2D21440 wrote: This past season, they cracked down on that Spider Tack stuff.  I guess "bullpen" is 2022's pet project.  I AM allowed to write "pet," aren't I?
As long as you don't add an A and make it PETA. :)



I hope MLB's response to the silly bullpen issue is to ignore it or else just laugh at it. No sense in legitimizing silliness like this by taking it seriously.