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2E786E7A756F7F74796E5C7B717D7570327F1C0 wrote: I see your point. I wasn't bickering. But they don't know that. I just wanted to pin you down, in case I had to defend your honor later




He has no honor.  You've seen him play golf.
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At least I don't try to play par 5's from 420 yards.




420 yards?  As I recall, each time we've played from that tee box, you've had to hit your third shot from about 100 yards out.  I'm just trying to give you a chance to make a rare par.


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Rare??? On the front nine, it was non-existant pars.

6E484F5A535F485E563D0 wrote: I see your point. I wasn't bickering. But they don't know that. I just wanted to pin you down, in case I had to defend your honor later


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7F5E567F545C3B0 wrote: I see your point. I wasn't bickering. But they don't know that. I just wanted to pin you down, in case I had to defend your honor later




He has no honor.  You've seen him play golf.
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At least I don't try to play par 5's from 420 yards.




420 yards?  As I recall, each time we've played from that tee box, you've had to hit your third shot from about 100 yards out.  I'm just trying to give you a chance to make a rare par.




And he probably needs a 40' gimmy putt to do that!   ;D




Possum, unwittingly, you've brought up a subject where Shedman, one of my most favorite people, and I are worlds apart.  There's only one reason why people don't putt out:  they're afraid they'll miss.  Incidentally, what's the distance for gimme putts?  I've seen guys take them from three or more feet away, which is well beyond the "leather".  And that's the problem:  there's no set distance.  Which is why putting out resolves any question.  Not to mention, it's the rule.

425954555C505F310 wrote: I see your point. I wasn't bickering. But they don't know that. I just wanted to pin you down, in case I had to defend your honor later




He has no honor.  You've seen him play golf.
________

At least I don't try to play par 5's from 420 yards.




420 yards?  As I recall, each time we've played from that tee box, you've had to hit your third shot from about 100 yards out.  I'm just trying to give you a chance to make a rare par.


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Rare??? On the front nine, it was non-existant pars.




Maybe you should play from the forward tees.

0254425659435358554270575D51595C1E53300 wrote: I see your point. I wasn't bickering. But they don't know that. I just wanted to pin you down, in case I had to defend your honor later




He has no honor.  You've seen him play golf.
________

At least I don't try to play par 5's from 420 yards.




420 yards?  As I recall, each time we've played from that tee box, you've had to hit your third shot from about 100 yards out.  I'm just trying to give you a chance to make a rare par.


_______

Rare??? On the front nine, it was non-existant pars.




Maybe you should play from the forward tees.
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The only way I was going to make a par on that front side was if I were to drive the green.

6C777A7B727E711F0 wrote: I see your point. I wasn't bickering. But they don't know that. I just wanted to pin you down, in case I had to defend your honor later




He has no honor.  You've seen him play golf.
________

At least I don't try to play par 5's from 420 yards.




420 yards?  As I recall, each time we've played from that tee box, you've had to hit your third shot from about 100 yards out.  I'm just trying to give you a chance to make a rare par.


_______

Rare??? On the front nine, it was non-existant pars.




Maybe you should play from the forward tees.
________

The only way I was going to make a par on that front side was if I were to drive the green.




Would you like to tee it up from out in the fairway from now on?

445F52535A5659370 wrote: I see your point. I wasn't bickering. But they don't know that. I just wanted to pin you down, in case I had to defend your honor later




He has no honor.  You've seen him play golf.
________

At least I don't try to play par 5's from 420 yards.




420 yards?  As I recall, each time we've played from that tee box, you've had to hit your third shot from about 100 yards out.  I'm just trying to give you a chance to make a rare par.


_______

Rare??? On the front nine, it was non-existant pars.




Maybe you should play from the forward tees.
________

The only way I was going to make a par on that front side was if I were to drive the green.




Well, just emulate John Daly and grab a cigarette and hit the flash in the golf bag until you are 3 sheets to the wind and then crank it up and crush it. Hopefully, it will fly straight and long right onto the green!

18393118333B5C0 wrote: I see your point. I wasn't bickering. But they don't know that. I just wanted to pin you down, in case I had to defend your honor later




He has no honor.  You've seen him play golf.
________

At least I don't try to play par 5's from 420 yards.




420 yards?  As I recall, each time we've played from that tee box, you've had to hit your third shot from about 100 yards out.  I'm just trying to give you a chance to make a rare par.


_______

Rare??? On the front nine, it was non-existant pars.




Maybe you should play from the forward tees.
________

The only way I was going to make a par on that front side was if I were to drive the green.




Well, just emulate John Daly and grab a cigarette and hit the flash in the golf bag until you are 3 sheets to the wind and then crank it up and crush it.  Hopefully, it will fly straight and long right onto the green! 
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You have to understand what it is like playing golf with Doc. If I were to drive it onto the green, he would immediately claim that I was cheating because I was using an illegal driver. He has accused me of using an illegal driver for years now.

7C676A6B626E610F0 wrote: I see your point. I wasn't bickering. But they don't know that. I just wanted to pin you down, in case I had to defend your honor later




He has no honor.  You've seen him play golf.
________

At least I don't try to play par 5's from 420 yards.




420 yards?  As I recall, each time we've played from that tee box, you've had to hit your third shot from about 100 yards out.  I'm just trying to give you a chance to make a rare par.


_______

Rare??? On the front nine, it was non-existant pars.




Maybe you should play from the forward tees.
________

The only way I was going to make a par on that front side was if I were to drive the green.




Well, just emulate John Daly and grab a cigarette and hit the flash in the golf bag until you are 3 sheets to the wind and then crank it up and crush it.  Hopefully, it will fly straight and long right onto the green! 
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You have to understand what it is like playing golf with Doc.  If I were to drive it onto the green, he would immediately claim that I was cheating because I was using an illegal driver.  He has accused me of using an illegal driver for years now.




I've accused you of using an illegal driver because you use an illegal driver. The language written on the underside of it comes from somewhere out beyond Orion's Belt.

6A3C2A3E312B3B303D2A183F35393134763B580 wrote: I see your point. I wasn't bickering. But they don't know that. I just wanted to pin you down, in case I had to defend your honor later




He has no honor.  You've seen him play golf.
________

At least I don't try to play par 5's from 420 yards.




420 yards?  As I recall, each time we've played from that tee box, you've had to hit your third shot from about 100 yards out.  I'm just trying to give you a chance to make a rare par.


_______

Rare??? On the front nine, it was non-existant pars.




Maybe you should play from the forward tees.
________

The only way I was going to make a par on that front side was if I were to drive the green.




Well, just emulate John Daly and grab a cigarette and hit the flash in the golf bag until you are 3 sheets to the wind and then crank it up and crush it.  Hopefully, it will fly straight and long right onto the green! 
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You have to understand what it is like playing golf with Doc.  If I were to drive it onto the green, he would immediately claim that I was cheating because I was using an illegal driver.  He has accused me of using an illegal driver for years now.




I've accused you of using an illegal driver because you use an illegal driver.  The language written on the underside of it comes from somewhere out beyond Orion's Belt.




Maybe you should count the number of clubs in his bag too. Hey, what about the ball. Maybe he is using a juice up golf ball too. Of course, you would never consider doing such things would you? ;D