Official Game Lineup - 3/29 - Buc @ Marlins

[Doc]

Time to make Cruz a DH. He's not a baseball player. That would suit him perfectly, he could just lounge around the entire game except his turn to bat.

I thought that last year.

[Surgnbuck]

Okay, let me refresh:

I want bae drawn and quartered.
I want Cruz drawn and eighthed
I want Shelton and Rabelo mashed into tiny little meatballs

[Surgnbuck]

Frazier has made two throws to the plate right on the money while moving to his left and not being able to get set.

I might have been a little hard on him, he has really been something in the field

[Surgnbuck]

I hate this team

Draw and quarter every single one of them

[Wildwoodcoach]

Another loss to the no name Marlins

[Surgnbuck]

THREE FOR EIGHTEEN WITH RUNNERS IN SCORING POSTION!!!!!!!!!!

THREE FOR EIGHTEEN!!!!! AGAINST THE MARLINS!!!!!!!

I hate them, I hate everyone of them, and I'm burnign every damn piece of pirates stuff I own, including the movie stuff, and anything that looks like a ship, and I'm going to yell at my dog, and over eat, and google how to make a voodoo doll, and not make my bed tomorrow, and I just might not shave either.

[Doc]

Welp, that was torture. But when there’s no attempt to improve the offense since last season, this is what we can expect. We really shouldn’t be surprised.

[Bobster]

Okay, let me refresh:

I want bae drawn and quartered.
I want Cruz drawn and eighthed
I want Shelton and Rabelo mashed into tiny little meatballs

Those are obviously good ideas. My only fear is that the tiny little meatballs would refigure back into the forms of Shelton and Rabelo (like the T-1000 robot in Terminator 2: Judgment Day"). Maybe we could just feed the meatballs to a cat.

[Doc]

Okay, let me refresh:

I want bae drawn and quartered.
I want Cruz drawn and eighthed
I want Shelton and Rabelo mashed into tiny little meatballs

Those are obviously good ideas. My only fear is that the tiny little meatballs would refigure back into the forms of Shelton and Rabelo (like the T-1000 robot in Terminator 2: Judgment Day"). Maybe we could just feed the meatballs to a cat.

I want reporters to ask Cherington everyday from now on why Shelton and Rabelo are still employed.

[Surgnbuck]

17.1 IP and 5 ER (and two of them shouldn't have been) by our 3 starters, a 2.59 ERA and they're 1-2.

I can't watch the postgame, they're criticizing them, but also apologizing at the same time.