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Pirates making it easy on Hoeing so far, only thrown 18 pitches for two innings

6C52575F4C54545F7F5A4D5E093B0 wrote: How bout that? Presently Hedges has a higher batting

average than Stallings. 
Not anymore- single for Stallings

Np hits after 3. No worries- we don't come alive until the

9th inning

Golly, Brown and Capps sure are entertaining. I'm so glad we get to keep watching them talk to one another.

517770656C60776169020 wrote: By surgnbuck (nom de plume)



Sung to the tune "Beat It" by Michael Jackson



They told him "Gonna need you today"

"To pitch against the Fish, and turn them into bait"

It's at Miami this eve, he's got something up his sleeve

It's Bido, Osvaldo Bido



Surrender no runs, put those tuna in a can

Don't walk or hit batters, just strike out each man

They think they are tough, but never faced the nasty stuff

From Vido, Osvaldo Bido



It's Bido (Bido) Bido (Bido)

The Marlins are going to be defeated

Show them how filthy and tight you can pitch

You're gonna make those Bubble Guppies your bitch

Yes Bido (Bido)

Yes Bido (Bido)

Yes Bido (Bido)

Yes Bido (Bido)



They plan to hit you, and drive up your pitch count

They're gonna be confused when all the zeroes mount

We need you to go six, seven's better if you can

Yes Bido, Yes Bido



You're mowing down their lineup, and they really look scared

You're sending each guy packing 'cause you're so prepared

They'll hate you, then respect you

As they whisper your name

Osvaldo Bido, that dude is SO BAD!



It's Bido (Bido) Bido (Bido)

The Minnows are gonna be defeated

Show them how filthy and tight you can pitch

You're gonna make Little Nemo your bitch

Yes Bido (Bido)

Yes Bido (Bido)

Yes Bido (Bido)

Yes Bido (Bido)


Surg

Now that you have a hit with “Beat it” it’s time to write your second hit: The Bido Shuffle sung to the tune of Lido Shuffle by Boz Scaggs



Pirates May have found a diamond in the rough with Bido

He has been great

Two on for the Bucs, gotta cash one in here

well, this home plate ump is terrible for both teams

Bucs no hits through 4



I was hoping last night was the dam breaker, they'd be relaxed and focused



At least they made Hoeing work a bit that inning

Is it me, or have other teams been getting an incredibly inordinate amount of weak contact hits over the last couple weeks? Two again tonight against Bido

My lord, we can't even field a routine grounder, come on guys Bido is pitching his butt off