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Cherrington Quotes
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2020 11:59 am
by DemDog
6A717C7D747877190 wrote: " there are players on this team right now who are going to be part of this team when we're good".
Must have a few 12 year old kids on the team
It's official.
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We fired Huntington and replaced him with his step-brother.
Note to Ben. The team sucks, in part, because of the players who are on the team. Get rid of them, and you might have a good team someday.
And, you won't have that until your boss is willing to pay for better players.
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We need to start with baby steps with Cherington. Instead of expecting him to acquire better players, [highlight]first we just need him to pick up the phone[/highlight] and talk to somebody instead of sitting there looking out his window.
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Before he can pick up the phone he has to pull it out of where the sun doesn't shine, then sanitize it before he makes some calls! ;D ;D ;D
Cherrington Quotes
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2020 12:09 pm
by GreenWeenie
Well, it looks like the guy talks a lot of crap, so maybe you're on to something!
Cherrington Quotes
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2020 12:34 pm
by 2drfischer@gmail.c
574C414049454A240 wrote: " there are players on this team right now who are going to be part of this team when we're good".
Must have a few 12 year old kids on the team
It's official.
________
We fired Huntington and replaced him with his step-brother.
Note to Ben. The team sucks, in part, because of the players who are on the team. Get rid of them, and you might have a good team someday.
And, you won't have that until your boss is willing to pay for better players.
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We need to start with baby steps with Cherington. Instead of expecting him to acquire better players, first we just need him to pick up the phone and talk to somebody instead of sitting there looking out his window.
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None of us, of course, knows how many other GMs Cherington has spoken to since November but here's how I imagine a typical telephone conversation would go:
OTHER GM: "Hello"?
BC: "Hi, Ed, it's Ben Cherington of the Pirates. Do you have a minute"?
OTHER GM: "Sure, Ben. What can I do for you"?
BC: "I thought we could talk about some ideas I have about some of your players and some of mine".
OTHER GM: "Alright. Can you tell me who you have available"?
BC: "Everyone".
OTHER GM: Can you tell me which of your guys I might have an interest in, who can help my ballclub win"?
BC: *Prolonged, uncomfortable silence*
OTHER GM: "Well, thanks for calling, Ben. Hope to see you at the Winter Meetings".
Cherrington Quotes
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2020 1:25 pm
by shedman
Here is how I imagine the conversation goes:
BC - hello, I am Ben Cherington
other - hello, whats going on.
BC - I have an interesting proposal for you. I have Gregory Polanco to trade.
other; he is having a pretty tough season and his salary is pretty high.
BC - Yeah, but he has lots of potential.
other : Who do you want in return?
BC: a couple of A ball suspects.
other: that won't do, you need to take on some salary in return.
BC: click
Cherrington Quotes
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2020 2:14 pm
by WildwoodDave
607B76777E727D130 wrote: Here is how I imagine the conversation goes:
BC - hello, I am Ben Cherington
other - hello, whats going on.
BC - I have an interesting proposal for you. I have Gregory Polanco to trade.
other; he is having a pretty tough season and his salary is pretty high.
BC - Yeah, but he has lots of potential.
other : Who do you want in return?
BC: a couple of A ball suspects.
other: that won't do, you need to take on some salary in return.
BC: click
Keep this up you two, I am enjoying it!!
Cherrington Quotes
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2020 2:57 pm
by Bobster21
How about:
BC Hi, this is Ben Cherington.
Other GM: Who?
BC: Ben Cherington.
Other GM: I don't need an extended warranty on my car.
BC: No, I'm a GM.
Other: Really? Of who?
BC: The Pirates.
Other GM: Oh. Do you have any experience with a major league team?
BC: Yes, with the Red Sox and Blue jays.
Other GM: Well hang in there. Maybe you'll get another job in the majors someday. Click.
Cherrington Quotes
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2020 10:46 pm
by DemDog
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Cherrington Quotes
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2020 11:16 pm
by shedman
694449585F4E59191A2B0 wrote: How about:
BC Hi, this is Ben Cherington.
Other GM: Who?
BC: Ben Cherington.
Other GM: I don't need an extended warranty on my car.
BC: No, I'm a GM.
Other: Really? Of who?
BC: The Pirates.
Other GM: Oh. Do you have any experience with a major league team?
BC: Yes, with the Red Sox and Blue jays.
Other GM: Well hang in there. Maybe you'll get another job in the majors someday. Click.
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Now that is funny!