575F5C4B5D5D513E0 wrote: An old pirate fan died. He left thorough directions for his funeral. He asked that the Pirates' front office be his pall bearers so they could let him down one last timer.
This joke will be used at my funeral!
2020 Joke
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DemDog
2020 Joke
This one is from an old David Letterman Top 10 list
Signs You're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team
10. You recognize batter as the kid who just sold you a hot dog.
9. Every time a player slides into second, he busts his hip.
8. They keep shouting "do over!"
7. When umpire yells, "strike three," batter looks at him as if the dude's speakin' French.
6. Try as they might, they just can't scratch themselves like professionals.
5. First base: Siskel. Second base: Ebert.
4. The game stops when some lady in a house near the stadium shouts "dinner time!"
3. Players constantly adjusting each other's cups.
2. You overhear the coach yelling, "run Forrest, run!"
1. They play like the Pirates
Signs You're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team
10. You recognize batter as the kid who just sold you a hot dog.
9. Every time a player slides into second, he busts his hip.
8. They keep shouting "do over!"
7. When umpire yells, "strike three," batter looks at him as if the dude's speakin' French.
6. Try as they might, they just can't scratch themselves like professionals.
5. First base: Siskel. Second base: Ebert.
4. The game stops when some lady in a house near the stadium shouts "dinner time!"
3. Players constantly adjusting each other's cups.
2. You overhear the coach yelling, "run Forrest, run!"
1. They play like the Pirates