Official Game Thread - 6/24 - Bucs @ Marlins

DemDog · Post by **DemDog** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 5:37 pm

Bucs

1. Josh Palacios (L) LF

2. Andrew McCutchen (R) DH

3. Jack Suwinski (L) CF

4. Carlos Santana (S) 1B

5. Ke'Bryan Hayes (R) 3B

6. Henry Davis (R) RF

7. Tucupita Marcano (L) SS

8. Nick Gonzales (R) 2B

9. Jason Delay (R) C

Osvaldo Bido (R) SP

Marlins

1. Luis Arraez (L) 2B

2. Jorge Soler (R) RF

3. Bryan De La Cruz (R) LF

4. Jesus Sanchez (L) CF

5. Garrett Cooper (R) DH

6. Yuli Gurriel (R) 1B

7. Joey Wendle (L) SS

8. Jacob Stallings (R) C

9. Jon Berti (R) 3B

Bryan Hoeing (R) SP

It's platoon day for Suwinski.

Surgnbuck · Post by **Surgnbuck** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 5:51 pm

By surgnbuck (nom de plume)

Sung to the tune "Beat It" by Michael Jackson

They told him "Gonna need you today"

"To pitch against the Fish, and turn them into bait"

It's at Miami this eve, he's got something up his sleeve

It's Bido, Osvaldo Bido

Surrender no runs, put those tuna in a can

Don't walk or hit batters, just strike out each man

They think they are tough, but never faced the nasty stuff

From Vido, Osvaldo Bido

It's Bido (Bido) Bido (Bido)

The Marlins are going to be defeated

Show them how filthy and tight you can pitch

You're gonna make those Bubble Guppies your bitch

Yes Bido (Bido)

Yes Bido (Bido)

Yes Bido (Bido)

Yes Bido (Bido)

They plan to hit you, and drive up your pitch count

They're gonna be confused when all the zeroes mount

We need you to go six, seven's better if you can

Yes Bido, Yes Bido

You're mowing down their lineup, and they really look scared

You're sending each guy packing 'cause you're so prepared

They'll hate you, then respect you

As they whisper your name

Osvaldo Bido, that dude is SO BAD!

It's Bido (Bido) Bido (Bido)

The Minnows are gonna be defeated

Show them how filthy and tight you can pitch

You're gonna make Little Nemo your bitch

Yes Bido (Bido)

Yes Bido (Bido)

Yes Bido (Bido)

Yes Bido (Bido)

Surgnbuck · Post by **Surgnbuck** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 5:51 pm

Let's Go Bucs!

Surgnbuck · Post by **Surgnbuck** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 5:56 pm

get Suwinski out of that three hole, and Swap him with Davis.

WildwoodDave2 · Post by **WildwoodDave2** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 6:18 pm

1C3A3D28212D3A2C244F0 wrote: get Suwinski out of that three hole, and Swap him with Davis.
I'ii go for that.

Surgnbuck · Post by **Surgnbuck** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 8:10 pm

Matt Capps with Brown today, so there will be a lot of cheerleading from the booth.

Surgnbuck · Post by **Surgnbuck** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 8:15 pm

Pirates can only muster a Cutch walk

WildwoodDave2 · Post by **WildwoodDave2** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 8:19 pm

How bout that? Presently Hedges has a higher batting

average than Stallings.

Surgnbuck · Post by **Surgnbuck** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 8:21 pm

Foul ball shattered the lens on one of those big cameras. Surprised they didn't stop the game to clean up the glass on the track.

2 out double for the Fish.

Surgnbuck · Post by **Surgnbuck** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 8:23 pm

So two strikes, guy checks his swing, thinks he went, starts walking off the field, no strike call from home plate, appeal, third base ump say no swing.

The only person who thought he was struck out was the batter, lol.

Strikes out anyhow